Tuesday, June 17, 2008

'ask Ms.emotions'

hello peeps,

i ve been so very absent from blogvile and do offer my sincere apologies to all my favorite peeps. i ve few dayz break now so i ve decided to go round and catch up all ur updates.

i want to introduce something called 'ask Ms.emotions', its going to be an open interaction for readers, i want to hear from you on things i ve written, things u want to read about or verify all these u can do on 'ask Ms.emotions week' - 3rd week of the month.

so its 'ask Ms.emotions' week, i want so much to hear from you guys, let see if we can learn while having fun....lol

while you are at it, enjoy .......

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Zimbabwe, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store Roman">ONLY ONCE ! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch.... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:Floor 5These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

cheers

NB ; u can ask ur question by way of comment or email please

33 comments:

NaijaBabe said...

me 1

NaijaBabe said...

me 2 again...lol
Now that was a funny one?
Are we that predictable?

Afrobabe said...

I am 2ndddddddddddddddd......welcome back

Afrobabe said...

hmmm...that should be interesting...an interactive thing I mean...

Anonymous said...

LOL

O'Dee said...

Lol!

Am not impossible 2 please o.

So how r we gonna ask u questions; r u gonna b online so we can chat or what?

All the aso-ebi i have bought 4 less than 10k ended up fading, shrinking, tearing...

I kinda gave my friends 1 year notice to save up 4 mine. lol.

Sherri said...

Lol! i like how u africanized it
how are u babe?

LG said...

buahahahahahahaha oops women sef????

rethots said...

Hmmm,......so, women really impossible to please?

Chris Ogunlowo said...

Nice one ;)

Flourishing Florida said...

am not too sure i understand how d ask ms emmotion week is going 2 work, but i'll stand aside & watch. maybe wen i catch on, i can participate.

dat joke is just it!

howdy? wetin keep u 4rm blogville? work?

Unknown said...

I like that. It more like give a picture of who women can be. I used the word "be" because it is a choice they would have to make. You can choose to be "impossible to please" or you can just go for what you want.

Life don't always give us what we deserve but what we demand!

You are really helping build strong
relational values and God knows how many lives you have touched! You are FAST becoming a BRAND on blogville!

Nice post...

Smaragd said...

that joke is so on point!

welcome back. how do we ask u these qstns? expatiate s'il te plait.

Jay said...

Lol...thats a good one

Will def be asking questions...

archiwiz said...

Ah ahh...Wherre are you to answer the questions now...

The Activist said...

The 6th floor should have read: Damn women sure no how to choose a complete gentle man: these men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework,have a strong romantic streak and love thier wives till death part them!!!

Nice project: ask ms. Emotion!!!

ray's said...

LMAO...that was funny..
aww bless the poor lot of women that went up to the 6th floor..

Jennifer A. said...

That joke abt women being impossible to please never ceases to crack me up.....lolllll...

onyinye said...

hey i love reading your blogs thanks for the comments <33

Ms. emmotions said...

lol @ them comments,
ms.emotions is right here to answer watever question u ve for her, all u need do is..askk

QMoney said...

My question will be
Y are there soooo many relationship problems and wat actually guaranteees one will hriage?

Ms. emmotions said...

@qmoney - wat do u mean by relationship problems? alot of us mix use misunderstanding and problem which is wrong,
its like asking the question why do people quarrel?
u see, if u go back to read the relationship tips on my blog u will get more insight into relationships, i think it saves one the headache of havin to deal with problems in relationships in general,
cheers dear

tobenna said...

I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
We men are not the only selfish ones.

princesa said...

Hey you!
You good?

So u don turn agony aunty enh? Nice...

Jinta said...

my question: when are you going to post your picture?

QMoney said...

the second question was,wat guarantees a successful and happy marriage?

Buttercup said...

lol....that was funny..

LG said...

haba no update yetttttttttt, loll
hope u r gud tho'
BTW i ve got an assignment for u, oya come wit me

LG said...

haba no update yetttttttttt, loll
hope u r gud tho'
BTW i ve got an assignment for u, oya come wit me

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rethots said...

Ma'am, will you not answer Jinta's question? Ok, let me rephrase it' Will you not not post your picture?

Lindah said...

Welcome back Ms
Stir emotions

Ms. emmotions said...

my pix?
will definately post it as soon as i can ascertain that its not going against any code of professional conduct since am in the bankin sector....very soon i will be able to ascertain that ...lol