Thursday, December 6, 2007

THE EASIEST WAY TO SCARE THAT MAN AWAY

I have been blog surfing lately in the course of which I have come across lots of extremely nice blogs most of which I did like to include in my fav blogs but the problem is I can’t seem to figure out how to add them to my list. Can somebody pls help this poor gal on how to go about this? I feel so terribly old and dumb!



I have seen it happen so many times, I have read it in so many books, I have had it from so many mouths and the scary part of it is it actually works wonders. If you want to scare away your man, girls! Just go ahead and do any or all of these things listed below.

Of course there are relationships that you as a young lady know is not beneficial to you but then there are those ones you can do absolutely anything to keep or make it work out, every girl that’s 27+ definitely knows what am talking about here. If you have ever been in love then you also will understand most of the things am going to list below, they are things we do unconsciously when in love but unknown to most of us the easiest way to scare a man away.

1. Nag at every slightest opportunity you find
2. Always run yourself down by telling him nasty things about yourself, your family or your past relationships
3. ensure you ask him everyday if he still loves you or how much he loves you
4. Make him promise over and over again never to hurt you like your ex did.
5. Make crying your only way of getting through to him
6. Don’t allow him hang out with his male friends or have his usual sports session with his friends, each time he brings it up go on and go on about how you cant let him out of your sight for a min !
7. Call him incessantly, like 10 times a day
8. If you use to be very fashionable when you met, lose your fashion sense!
9. Drop your identity and take on his
10. Tell him you have your wedding all planed in your head and all you are waiting for is the groom, you might even add that you believe he is the lucky guy lol.

Who will or has tried out any of these and how long did it take him to ‘disappear’?

I simply can’t wait to hear from you guys

Cheers

6 comments:

TheAfroBeat said...

Thanks for stopping by The Afro Beat!

As for this experiment, i will have to be a bystander on this one, and take the hint from "how to lose a guy in 10 days". But i look forward to hearing whether it works.

As for your post on what a woman should do when her man hits her for the first time, i think she should take her leave PERMANENTLY, especially when she doesn't have kids to worry about. if she does, then i might recommend your approach.

ciao!

TheAfroBeat said...

oh, and as for adding your favorite blogs, just go to Templates (where it has the "postings", "settings" and "templates" tabs) and there should be links to "Add a page element" on the RHS. once you click on that, you'll see various options of things you can add to your blog, including a way to add you favorite blogs, books, etc.

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Unknown said...

I'd rather say how I feel and get it over with than waste my time with the person

♥♫♪nyemoni♫♪♥ said...

LOL...You are a trip....but this is such a looooooong and unecessary route! I'm with Olamild on this one...just tell him and shoo him off!

Ms. emmotions said...

@ misan, i simply can't thank u enof, u are kind.

@ olamild, its actually meant to be a warning to gals that these sorta things chases a man away. did u read where i said something about relationships u will do anything to keep?

@ nyemoni, thanx dear, but the whole idea like i said above is to keep women from doing this sorta thing.